Mannequin Babies Love America

This weekend was Mommy and Skippy’s big 4th of July shopping trip.
Skippy loves America.
She suggested to Mommy to show their American spirit by buying guns.
Mommy said ok.

Then Mommy and Skippy went clothes shopping to buy coordinating patriotic outfits.

But Skippy got a little excited with the gun and had an accident.

Mommy thought it was funny.

But in the end, everything was ok because Skippy is just a mannequin and Mommy went and had another drink.

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  • Reply One Blonde Girl July 6, 2010 at 1:50 pm

    Too funny. Love the patriotic outfit.

  • Reply Charmalade July 6, 2010 at 2:26 pm

    Charlene vaguely frightened by Mommy and Skippy, but Charlene knows better not to judge, because Skippy has a gun.

    Just wondering, though… do you have a bunch of mini clone-clothes lying around? Or do you terrorize the local shops? Either way, I thought Skippy losing an arm was funny, too. I'm terrible.

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  • Reply Kate July 6, 2010 at 4:02 pm

    "But in the end, everything was ok because Skippy is just a mannequin and Mommy went and had another drink."

    I may have laughed out loud at this…

    Kate x

  • Reply lalalalauren July 6, 2010 at 4:44 pm

    Poor Skippy

  • Reply kristy eléna July 6, 2010 at 8:24 pm

    hahaha. this is funny. the pictures are a perfect visual aid for this. is that you in them?

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  • Reply Hipstercrite July 6, 2010 at 8:47 pm

    @One Blonde Girl- Ha! Thanks! I ended up buying the skirt.

    @Charmalade- I don't think you can see in the pics, but Skippy is missing some fingers.

    @Kate- 😀

    @Lalala- Oh Skippy is just fine! Skippy always gets her way!

    @Kristy- Yep, that is me!

  • Reply Grant July 6, 2010 at 10:46 pm

    You know I love me some Mannequin Babies.

  • Reply Kelli July 7, 2010 at 12:09 am

    Creepy and hilarious. Pray tell, where does one find a mannequin baby these days?

  • Reply TabithaVenasse July 7, 2010 at 2:22 pm

    As soon as I read the first part of the post, my brain started singing 'Skippy's got a gun'

  • Reply Hipstercrite July 7, 2010 at 2:22 pm

    @Grant- Come by and say hi to the mannequin baby soon!

    @Kelli- You will see albino mannequin babies like that in windows of American Apparel. Most likely fingerless too.

  • Reply Hipstercrite July 7, 2010 at 2:23 pm

    @Tabitha- Hahahaha! Mannequins are f'ing scary. Ever see the Twilight Zone episodes about mannequins?

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