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The Best Reproductive Organ Inspired Finds on Etsy

Sometimes I like going through Etsy to find whatever interesting reproductive organ inspired items they have for sale.

There is never a shortage of them, that’s for sure. People have a healthy or unhealthy- I’m not sure which- fascination with their naughty bits and things that go in them, around them or outside of them.

Here are a few of my favorite finds below. Try not to get all excited now.

An artist in Austin made this pillow, so I will be careful not to say anything snarky. My only question is, “WHY?!?”


Since we’re on the theme of pillows, why not snuggle up to the largest condom you’ve ever seen? Truth be told, the pillow does look kind of comfy and baby-proof.

I like the idea that you must play the piano with this thing staring you in the face. What if you get really into piano playing, lean over and poke your eye out? How would you explain that one to friends?

Bloody tampon inspired catnip toy. ‘Cause we know how much cats love playing with used tampons.


The artist says that condom earrings were big in the 80’s. So were shoulder pads and see how popular they are now? (don’t try to argue with me that they are). Some things should stay dead.


Something about the simplicity of this item– a vagina and a pink trucker hat- tickled my fancy. It looks so regal.

What makes this vagina-inspired cake so terrifying is not that it’s in the shape of a vagina, but what they did with the cookie crumbles! I’ll never be able to look at Oreos the same way again!

Penis headband equipped with feather sperm squirt. Everyone loves a penis on their head, right? RIGHT?!

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  • Reply Allison March 1, 2012 at 5:48 pm

    Ew – the condom earrings look dirty. I don’t mean dirty in a sexy way, I mean they look unclear – they are literally dirty. Seems like a waste of a condom to me. Poking holes in those is never a good idea!

  • Reply Kellyn March 1, 2012 at 6:56 pm

    OH MY. The penis headband is ridiculous.

  • Reply Clara of That Girl Magazine March 2, 2012 at 1:13 am

    haha no, thank YOU for writing it! Great post. I really wonder about some of these people on etsy.

  • Reply anna May 1, 2012 at 1:18 pm

    okay, but check out these cookies I found. This are so…unique…I think they deserve their own entry. 😛 It’s not so easy to make that part of the body look that pretty!

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