Often find yourself sitting alone on the couch in your underwear crying to Purple Rain because you can’t dance like Prince- YOU’LL NEVER BE ABLE TO DANCE LIKE PRINCE!- and wondering what the hell you should get yourself loaded with? Well look no further than Drinkify, the new drink generating app for while you’re listening to your favorite artists.
There really is no ryhme or reason to the drink suggestions Drinkify offers other than that they obviously want you to get really drunk.
Here are the beverages Drinkify suggested for my favorite artists. Next to it are the drinks I think I should actually drink.
Drinkify– 1 bottle Box of wine (this doesn’t even make any sense)
Hipsterify– 6 ounces of Vodka, 1 ounce of Dance Magic, .5 ounce of glitter and pinch of Mick Jagger’s tears.
Drinkify– 6 ounces of Vodka
Hipsterify– 10 ounces of gin, 2 ounces of Water at the Bottom of the Ocean, garnish with a photo of an inanimate object.
Drinkify– 1 bottle of Pinot Noir with pickled asparagus
Hipsterify– 4 bottles of Whiskey and a splash of playing with a loaded weapon on the railroad tracks.
Drinkify– 8 ounces of water, 8 ounces Fassionola, 10 ounces half and half
Hipsterify– 4 ounces of Sherry and 1 ounce of Scottish angst.
Drinkify– 1 bottle of Tequila Oro and 1 bottle of cranberry juice
Hipsterify– 1 bottle of Scotch, 2 ounces of Yellow Snow, garnish with a pair of Zircon encrusted tweezers
Drinkify– 1 bottle of Old Rip Van Winkle Bourbon and 1 bottle of Lime juice
Hipsterify– 6 ounces of Whiskey, 2 ounces of Gold Dust and a sprinkling of Mick Fleetwood’s man-sweat
Drinkify– 10 ounces of Red Bull, 10 ounces of Finlandia Vodka
Hipsterify– 200 ounces of Purple Rain poured into a porcelain bathtub