Yesterday’s post regarding last minute hipster Halloween costume ideas had such positive feedback that I wanted to hear your ideas!
Y’all are so clever…
Hall and Oates– (for Hall) blonde mullet, leather jacket or private detective coat, a list with a woman’s kiss print on it, (for Oates) jheri curl wig, mustache, t-shirt with arms cut off, the ability to handle being second fiddle OR I like@dj_orion‘s idea better: carry around a bag of oats and when people ask what you’re doing say, “I’m haulin’ oats.”
Antoine Dodson– black undershirt, red handkerchief, jheri curl wig, sass, discomfort in knowing that there is something still slightly racist about making fun of this (via josh)
The Hipster Grifter– pixie wig, headband, any Urban Outfitters ensemble, fake tattoos on chest, a copy of Vice Magazine, the weight of the world’s hate on your shoulders (via @pollysyllabick)
Marc Bolan– Jheri curl wig, Bowie’s hand-me-down fitted velvet three piece suit, boa, and glittery cheekbones (@leviharris)
Zombie David Foster Wallace– long hair wig in pony tail, frameless glasses, flannel, a copy of Infinite Jest, green and white make-up, a noose around your neck (@benjamindobbin)
Burt Reynolds on Bear Skin Rug-nude underwear around your junk, spirit gum synthetic hair all over your chest and stomach, mustache, cigarette, oh, and a bear skin rug (via @lugzzz)
Dr. Strangelove– wheelchair, suit and tie, tinted glasses, blonde bouffant, cigarette, glove, German accent,
love for Peter Sellers (via Jenny)
CORKY WE LOVE YOU WE WANT YOU TO LIVE!!!
BAHAHA! Hide your kids! Hide your husband! Antwon Dodson's up in herr!
Last year I was the best damn Daniel Plainview money could buy.
Corky – for sure. I'll take a Corky over a Snooki any day.
haha, I know a few people going as Antwon Dodson.
Antoine Dodson is actually selling his "Bed Intruder" outfit online as a Halloween costume.
There is nothing racist about enjoying that video and anyone who says it's racist obviously has "white guilt." Dodson's made a lot of money to take care of his family with by taking advantage of his new found fame.
Awww I almost feel bad for Maura Kelly – the entire world now knows and loathes this woman!
Also, there should be a caveat for the Burt Reynolds one that only muscly, hairy, mutachio-ed men are allowed to do this otherwise skinny little boys might try it and that'd just be awkwarddd…
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