20-Something, Featured, Hipstercrite Life
A Letter to My 20 Year-Old Dumbass Self: I’m Glad You Made Mistakes
(girl, lemme get you some eye makeup remover) Dear Lauren, Whoa, girl, whoa. Hold onto your still firm butt (bitch!)- it’s about to get all kinds of shitty in here. You’re excited right now. Excited to begin your adult life in Hollywood, the place you dreamed of going to as a child, but boy oh [...]
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Want to Snuggle With All Eleven Doctors? Check Out These Adorable Doctor Who Dolls!
I never would have imagined in a million years that I would become a Doctor Who fan, but here I am, sitting here like a friggin’ monkey banging on my phone, attempting to figure out how to change my cellphone ringer to the TARDIS landing/taking off whoosh noise (update: I successfully figured it out AND [...]
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*The Day I Drank a Bud Light Lime-a-Rita and Wrestled a Snake
We happened upon a snake ball yesterday. It’s not as cool as it sounds. Before yesterday, I always thought a snake ball is when prepubescent male snakes put on their bow ties, ask to borrow their ‘rent’s Caddy and impress the female snakes with their dance moves learned from watching Michael Jackson clips on [...]
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What I Think About When I Watch My Father Leave
I avoided finishing this post all week because it was just too damn hard to tackle. You grow up, try to survive and the last thing you want to do is dig up memories from your childhood. Not because the memories are bad, but because you know you’ll never have those moments back. It’s [...]
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Featured, Hipstercrite Life, Social Media, Travel
I Was Told My Dad is Anthony Bourdain (pics)
My Pops was in town last week for a dad-daughter road trip. When I was younger, we used to love going on adventures. Sadly, I grew up, we moved to different states and life got away from us. Recently we decided that we needed some good one-on-one time and do what we d0 best- have [...]
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Humanity in Beantown: A Personal Story at the Boston Marathon
After learning of the horrific attack at the Boston Marathon yesterday, it quickly dawned on me that my dear friend Kate was at the event. I learned that she was OK, but less than a mile from the finish line before the bombings. Being a Bostonite and avid marathoner, the attacks particularly hit home for [...]
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You Know You’re Dating An Artist When…
You find a closet full of limbs. The paternal unit is visiting this week (JFK assassination vacay in Dallas commence!), so I’ll probably be a lazy-ass blogger and post a bunch of photos. Today’s photo is of our closet and what I discovered while cleaning over weekend. This is how you know you’re dating an [...]
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20-Something, Fashion/Design, Featured, Pop Culture
Urban Outfitters vs. American Apparel: Which Hipster Brand Is Most Ethical?
I’ve had this blog for years and every month I get an itch to make it more streamlined. Thoughts of starting an editorial calendar dance in my head, but who am I kidding? My brain is about as organized as the basement of some sad sack on A&E’s Hoarders. If I was more organized, I [...]
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