My friend, Ryan, sent me a Tumblr page that took the title of best website/meme I read all day yesterday (even beat out “Texts From My Dog“).
This one is called “Old People Writing on Restaurant’s Facebook Page“. This will quite possibly be the best thing you’ll read all day too. It will also make you slightly cringe because deep down you know that your parent or grandparent is capable of embarrassment like this.
The website is an interesting reminder that the majority of Americans can’t spell and have zero grammar and punctuation skills
Check out their site RIGHT NOW!
A few of my faves are:
wow. do you mean “unintelligible?” you are definitely part of america’s “majority” that can’t spell or write for that matter.
FUCK NOOOOOO! DAMMIT! I knew I should have drank my coffee first and I knew I was going to say something stupid after making fun of others! BLAHHHHH.
p.s. Thank you.
Nice! Keep up the good work Keith! Good thing you were there to help out.
I AM part of that majority. What am I doing with my life?! How can I call myself a writer, Keith? Tell me!
I’ve stopped using punctuation at the end of sentences, except for exclamation points and question marks because I’m trying to save ink when I print
i would start by calling yourself a blogger. not a writer.
Keith, thank you for telling me who I am. I was so confused. Guess all the people who pay me to write are confused too.