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It Was a David Bowie Kind of Day

“Dude, the DP for Labryinth totally had a thing for Bowie’s junk”, I said.

Jennine didn’t even think twice before putting the giant, knee-high sock in the crotch of her overalls. I might have fallen in love Jennine at that moment.


Emily didn’t seem too happy about pretending to be the heroin-crazed, Nazi-loving, hallowed-out cheek David Bowie.
Thomas Newton doesn’t have anything on you.

“I’ve never seen a crotch do what yours is doing right now”, Emily said.
She was giving my crotch way too much credit.

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11 Comments

  • Reply mysterg August 18, 2009 at 11:55 pm

    Love it!

  • Reply Tennyson ee Hemingway August 19, 2009 at 3:44 am

    Do you get the SJP comparisons all the time?

  • Reply Lauren Modery August 19, 2009 at 4:30 am

    dear hemingway, please tell me you're joking?

  • Reply Angie August 19, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    Labyrinth. Awesome. That's all I have to say. Dance the magic dance!

  • Reply That Chelsea Girl™ August 19, 2009 at 4:43 pm

    The Labryinth used to be one of my favorites! Great photos.

  • Reply Adgirl August 20, 2009 at 6:04 pm

    I think you might be my new favourite person. I love Bowie so much. I've never dressed as him though. But I have tried to dress like Sarah from the Labyrinth. ANd I wanted to marry David Bowie so much when I was 4. That's pretty weird and wrong isn't it.

  • Reply Lauren Modery August 20, 2009 at 10:23 pm

    Angie- "slap that baby make him free!"

    Chelsea- thanks for the compliment. we're always taking fun photos on sundays down on congress.

    Adgirl- that is not wrong at all. Bowie has the ability to seduce men, women, children, and dogs. now, if you were attracted to thomas newton from the man who fell to earth, i'd be a little concerned. 😉

  • Reply withthejoneses August 21, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    You did a mighty find job of finding matching photographs! I was worried about my pose with those suspenders, but it's pretty close to the hat grab!

  • Reply Lauren Modery August 21, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    Emily, you look beautiful in this picture…but I don't have to tell you that!

  • Reply Organic Meatbag August 27, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    Now I know you are totally fucking cool…I love Bowie…especially the Thin White Duke-Berlin years…

  • Reply Mallory September 3, 2009 at 3:03 pm

    This post is amazing and my part of my inspiration for my Halloween costume. Did you ever watch the Flight of the Conchords episode where Bret keeps dreaming about Bowie giving him advice and then in the end they sing about Bowie in Space? Hahah, fricken priceless.

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