I hope y’all had a wonderful 4th of July. Besides working for a few hours, I got a little swimming and fireworks in. I also got some unintentional flashing in.
My mother gave me this delightful gold bathing suit from the 70s that makes one feel like a 50s pinup model (if they can squeeze their ass into it; it takes me about 5 minutes to get the darn thing over my badonk).
As you an see from the picture, the bathing suit is one piece with little boobie cups and a nice golden sheen.
What you can’t see from the picture, because I’m crossing my legs, is my crotch. Because you would see it.
The bathing suit, when dry, looks like a solid piece of craftsmanship.
Upon getting wet, the suit turns into a quintessential 70s pube show that I imagine they used to dig in that decade.
I’m a confident person, but I’m not quite at a place in my life where I enjoy publicly showing off my lady parts. I guess this suit will only be used for sunbathing.
Or Boogie Nights reenactments.